My German stomach hath not failed me. Zoe: 1, Indian microbes: 1 (not so bad....)

Let me educate you on some important phrases with which you can converse with the Indian children:

• If you headache, you say:

"My head is PAINING!!!!"

• When you think it's going to rain, you say:

"Rain is coming!"

• When you smell something particularly awful, for example, a very strong ammonia smell from a man openly urinating on the side of the street:

"Smell is coming!"

• If someone asks you how you are, always, ALWAYS:

"Fine."

Never more, never less, than "fine."

• When you first meet someone, ask their name, then directly ask the name of their mother and father.

And now, I leave you with a picture of the small boys "swimming" in the "swimming pool." How they didn't all kill each other, I don't know. Why I took them "swimming" by myself, I don't know, either, but I nearly stroked out....